Our presenters
Meet the jawlines
The faces of Britain's most chiselled news channel. Every one of them is fictional, and none is based on a real presenter.
Lead anchor Rex Mandible
Mandible at Six
The jaw that launched a thousand straps.
Political editor and co-anchor Victoria Cheekbone-Smythe
Westminster Unfiltered
Sources close to the jawline.
Opinion columnist Brock Granite
Granite Talk
He'll say what they won't.
Royal Jawline Correspondent Lady Penelope Fawning
Majesty Live
Historic. Every time.
Weather Storm Mandible
Bone Idle
Foreign weather, crossing unchecked.