Victoria Cheekbone-Smythe
Sources close to the jawline.
- Show
- Westminster Unfiltered
- On air
- Daily 20:00, and co-anchor of Mandible at Six
- Signs off
- "That's the angle."
Victoria Cheekbone-Smythe is BB News's political editor and the only presenter Rex Mandible is afraid of.
She maintains the channel's famous cheekbone polling: a spreadsheet ranking every MP by canthal tilt, which she treats as a predictive model and updates every Sunday on Westminster Unfiltered.
She interrupts guests to ask whether they are mewing, has never once laughed at Rex, and tolerates him the way one tolerates weather.
Catchphrases
- "Sources close to the jawline tell me…"
- "Let's look at the cheekbone polling."
- "Are you mewing right now, Minister?"
