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Brock Granite in a navy jacket glaring at a grey squirrel eating an acorn on an autumn park bench, clipboard in hand, while a red squirrel peeks from behind a tree

EXPOSED: grey squirrels came from America in 1876. Brock demands a points-based system for rodents

BB News can reveal a 150-year-old story. Brock Granite says what Victorian naturalists wouldn't.

5 Oct 2026

Two identical silver-haired men in navy jackets sit across a glossy TV studio desk, one leaning in to ask a question, the other looking smugly impressed

Brock launches Re-Chin UK, interviews himself about it, finds himself "very convincing"

A presenter. A party. A hard-hitting interview with the leader, who is also the presenter. Nobody has ever been tougher on Brock than Brock.

5 Oct 2026

A dramatic black-and-white portrait of a parakeet on a London rooftop

"Stop the birds": Brock's six-point plan

Point three is shouting at the sky. Point four is also shouting at the sky.

5 Oct 2026

Columnist Brock Granite staring into the camera

OPINION: I'm not anti-duck. Some of my best friends are bread

Brock Granite says what they won't.

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PM SEEN EATING SANDWICH. "TELLING"

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