"You can't turn back a bird": Rex takes on the parakeets
Our man on the cliffs tries a net. The parakeets try nothing at all.
By Rex Mandible ·
The boats were easy
For years this channel has asked one question: why can't we just turn them back?
This morning, on the white cliffs, we found the answer. They have wings.
Rex Mandible spent four hours with a net. He caught one crisp packet and a cold.
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