INVASION? 40 ducks spotted off Dover
"They looked very calm, which is suspicious," says our man on the cliffs.
By Rex Mandible ·
We're not against ducks, but
At 06:14 this morning a grey inflatable carrying approximately forty golden rubber ducks was seen heading for the Kent coast.
Each duck wore a small top hat. Several wore monocles. None were shouting.
"I'm not against ducks. I just think we need an honest conversation about ducks." — Rex Mandible
The questions nobody is asking
- Why are they so calm?
- Who taught them to sit in rows?
- Is the monocle a reading monocle?
BB News asked the Home Office for comment. A spokesperson said: "They are rubber ducks."
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